Wednesday 28 August 2013

How To Pick Up Girls Using Pick Up Lines

By Oliver MacDowell


Do romantic pick up lines work? If there's one thing Shakespeare is famous for, it's not about how he created Romeo and Juliet but on how he romanticizes the story. Romance has always been a cornerstone of every story that has survived the test of time. But unless you're Shakespeare, using romantic pick up lines may not always work.
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They keyword there is "may not always work." You see, unless you have a PhD in macking, using pick up lines in general does not guarantee you a one night stand or a serious relationship. A pick up line that worked for one guy may not necessarily work for you. Women are complicated creatures that are not easily turned on by the size of your junk. It takes a lot more than just showing of your burgeoning masculinity or flexing your biceps.

OK now lastly when you use these lines go into it with an open mind. The lines are good but sometimes the timing is just bad with a girl. I've learned that about 85% of the reason why guys get rejected isn't because it was their fault, it's because the girl is usually just in a bad place, has a boyfriend already, or just doesn't feel like being hit on. It's not your fault she's just not open to it. So when you walk up use the line with confidence, smile, try to get her to laugh and then just continue to hold a conversation with her. It's simple as that! Good luck!

The dating world is an ever changing scene of constantly mutating norms and rituals. To say it is frustrating would be quite the understatement.Not to mention, there are those girls that get a genuine kick out of making the entire process as difficult as possible; hence the male's reason for genuine, well justified, dread of rejection. Humor is the best way to disarm the most disciplined sour puss.As a result, a well timed funny pick up line is usually just what's needed to break the ice. Believe me, in this new millennium, the tried and true old faithful funny pick up lines for girls are just that, old and tried.Let's get the obvious out the way first. What tickles the marrow of one person's funny bone could grate the very nerve of another individual.

Here's another tip: Women wants men who emanates power and high status value. They want to be with a man whom people respect and like. So unless you've established a certain degree of coolness or value, try not to enumerate all the romantic pick up lines you know to an unsuspecting women.

Perhaps you are just not funny, go for witty or well timed sarcasm. Don't be afraid to step out of your comfort zone. That's the motto for being funny. That's the tightly held secret of the funniest among us. Don't be afraid to give your funny line a try. Nothing beats a trial but a failure. Go for it!One more thing that remains a key ingredient for delivering a successful funny pick up line for girls, this is the ability to confidently and charismatically admit that you are not funny when you flop. Yes, it is possible for a girl to find you attractive and cute doing this, if you do it right. The best comedian takes the time to develop an art form of recovering from a failed funny line. Being funny is, hands down, a gamble.

A successfully delivered well timed funny pick up line for girls is priceless. However, you should be aware of the contributing factors that determine your success. Your environment could never be ignored. A funeral service is not the best place to try out your newest funny pick up line.Never forget that every girl is unique, so it should be pointless to point out the need to cater your funny pick up line accordingly. Originality is key. Be different. Every girl could use a little break from monotony. Being serious all the time is entirely too draining.

The Eye Contact.If you can, establish eye contact before approaching a girl. This will help you gauge your chances of establishing a conversation that will hopefully lead to a steamy bed action.

Finding a Reason.Before approaching her, make a quick observation so you could formulate reasons for approaching her. Quick note, no romantic pick up lines involved.

Other effective openers are those that pertain to relationships and cheating. For example:"You girls look like experts...let me ask you a quick question. How long do you need to be dating a guy before you change the status on your Facebook page from "single" to "in a relationship"? Because my friend Jen has been with a guy for about a month, and his Facebook page still says "single"...and she's not sure whether she should say something about it."

Now, at the moment you have selected, walk towards the girl of your dreams and conveniently trip and fall in her direction behaving as if you are having great difficulty breathing and can only muster rapid shallow weak breaths. When she looks at you with her face stricken with panic saying, "Are you alright? Are you okay?" You respond and say, "I can't breathe around you." Now, wait for that welcomed blushing response.

Now I want to give you my most powerful (and controversial) seduction secrets. But before we proceed, please heed this warning.The tactics contained in our FREE seduction manual will affect women on a subconscious level and trigger their deepest desires. We ask you to please use these techniques responsibly! These are the most powerful methods if you want to learn the ultimate pick up lines to use on girls, and how to make women feel FAST sexual attraction.




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